every time i post a pic of myself i have to recheck it 30 times going “wait fuck did i post the uncensored version. was my home address in the background and i didn’t see it. what if my id was in that” before i’m able to move on with my life
Orbo's Odyssey - Dracula Sniper
That'll teach you to go out of bounds... Idiot... You forgot about the draculas...
(Silly Military VO by @bryce-bucher)
I opened Joe’s twitch stream on instinct, forgetting today’s when the new tos about simulcasting start up. and well. he is technically not simulcasting!
image id: an aerial view of the hermitcraft server, featuring Joe Hill's starter house and cherry trees. A webcam has been overlaid over two thirds of the stream, where a door, a striped suit, an office chair, a light fixture, and the floor are visible. A green screen sheet is in the webcam frame but made transparent, letting the minecraft background through, and makes up half of the webcam overlay. Ambigious green clothing is draped on the back of the chair, also made transparent. The words "Different broadcast!" are in the top left.
Tumblr, buddy, listen to me. This is an unprecedented opportunity. You can snap up all of the pie here, and become defacto internet goodguy easy. All you gotta do is... drop the nsfw ban. Unambiguously. Announce that dicks are back on the menu. You want people subscribed the blogs? You want people to actually use your Post+ function? Porn. Let us use it for porn. The youngins aren't joining this site anyway, you're not competing with tiktok. The vaguely horny 20-40 demographic though? You can have that. You can have all of that. Think about it.
Do you know how many pinup artists alone are itching to come back to tumblr, but dont because of the unclear, seemingly arbitrary application of your nsfw policy? These are insanely talented people who are practically begging to give you content. For free. But you gotta change the policy. We can't keep dancing around this. Just think of publicity. The drama. A complete 180. You'd kill it tumblr. You could make it happen. Please.
gucci is ugly and people who buy it are dumb
me at 3am in a 7-eleven about to buy some pringle’s and a big gulp
I thought this was an exaggeration but these are also from the website:
The models look so pained
When you hit the Randomize button on the character select screen
Lmao what is this shit?
Gucci baby!
I have every right to harass you if you buy Gucci
Isn’t this just Harry styles closet
Imagine spending thousands of dollars to look like a toddler who got into mom & dads closet to play dress up
They needed captions
#outfits you wind up wearing because they have amazing stats
Venus don’t hide this in the tags lmao